Top Ten Songs on the Asthmatic Playlist

September 17, 2012

10. "Breathe, breathe in the air" -Pink Floyd... Oh here I thought I was supposed to be breathing in water, thank you for this incredibly helpful advice.

9. "Take my breath away!" Berlin... You are telling me you are complaining about being able to breathe.  Someone SHOULD take your breath away just so you know what it feels like and once they do good luck asking for it back!

8."Now I'm breathing in, breathing out, I'm alive again!" -Matt Mahr... There's no need to brag Matt, you know what I'm doing? Wheezing in, wheezing out, I need my ventolin again!

7."I can't breathe" -Adele... You can't breathe because you smoke! Next time read the box you are pulling your cancer stick out of.

6."I've got no fear of drowning, it's the breathing that's taking all this work." -Jars of Clay... Finally someone understands me.

5. "Everybody's in the zone, playing games like prednisone" -Ron Carroll... Prednisone makes me feel a lot of things: hungry, emotional, hungry, nauseous, hungry. Not one single time have I ever felt in "the zone" while taking prednisone.

4.Ya Mama

3."My world revolves around you. It's so hard for me to breathe" Jordin Sparks.  Yeah I feel that way about my inhaler too!

2. "I want to, I want to, I want to breathe" -TFK... Listen buddy if you are able to sing about breathing then you are doing just fine.  I can't get more than one syllable out at a time.

1."Breathe, Just Breathe" -Anna Nalick... Well thank you Anna, I have never considered that as an option before now, no wonder I feel dizzy and disoriented. If it were that easy don't you think I would be doing it.... ya jerk! <--- I am pretty hostile when I am sick.