September 7, 2013
- The Master Spreadsheet
- Being kissed by a Macedonian...on the cheek (it was actually really strange and uncomfortable... honestly I will never get used to the European custom of cheek kissing.) *
- Dancing with some guy from Denmark because I didn’t want to make him feel bad just because I can’t dance. And because when I said no for the 6th time he just took my hand and dragged me onto the dance floor. I took one for the team to prevent an international incident.* I realize this comes across a certain way but he was actually a complete gentleman and let me leave as soon as the song finished... coincidentally, he now believes me when I say I cannot dance.
- Ya Mama... no seriously she always brought me coffee.
- Picking up French people from the airport and actually having to speak French to them... and then failing miserably.*
- Archiving old photos and documents for an anniversary piece
- Eating copious amounts of Alberta Beef
- Sending secret mail to BD1 and waiting with giddy anticipation for her to receive it.
- A lady from New Zealand giving me a kleenex package with a silver fern on it (New Zealand’s national symbol) and instructing me not to use them all up when they leave.
- When the committee chair announced to 500 people that I was single and willing to move overseas.... and then had no takers.* #foreveralone
*Sarcasm
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