Top Ten Additions to Stupid Quote Memes on Facebook

April 9th, 2013

1."Don't change just so people will like you"... change so you are less of an imbecile.

2."Do one thing a day that scares you,"... your heart is a muscle and you've got to stress it now and again.

3."Never grow up"... but if you do grow up (and biology says you will), be sure to become jaded and cynical so everyone knows how much it sucks.

4. "Ya Mama" I have nothing to add because this is hilarious.  Every.Single.Time

5."You are beautiful just the way you are"..... you know in a Picasso sort of way.

6."Friends are like stars, you can't always see them but you know they are there"... hot and gassy until they collapse on themselves.

7."Remember when we used to be really good friends? I miss that."... Not because I like you anymore (which is why we aren't friends you pretentious doof) but because you always had peppermint gum which is totally my fav.

8."When things are tough, don't give up!"... But when you are twenty, still living with your parents, asthmatic with seasonal allergies, you could wear sweat pants every day of the week, you can't go outside without a scarf and sometimes the stairs tire you out... things are no longer tough, just sad.  Give up.

9."Motivation comes from within, if someone else tries to light a fire under you chances are it won't burn for long.".... unless they douse you in gasoline, then you'll light up like a Christmas tree in December.

10."Strong is the new beautiful"... brought to you by your local steroid provider.

Bonus: 
"Just because I smile doesn't mean I'm not hurting."  Because constipation effects us all at one point or another.