June 5, 2012
1. If you are in the shower and you hear the toilet flush hit the cold tap and get outta there!
2.Just because someone is school-smart enough to be in a post-secondary institution does not mean they are life-smart enough to be living by themselves
3.If there is shellfish involved don't eat it. The same thing applies to chicken, unlabelled soup and open dairy products.
4. Ya Mama <--- Pretty sure my Dad is the only one that finds this funny but that's AOK with me.
5. If you hear anything that sounds like livestock. Lock your door and stay there. I don't care if you have to pee, you sit there and hold it.
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