Novermber 1, 2012
1. "Sleepwalker" Congrats you found a way to wear pjs in public. Points for functionality. Zero Creativity. Best worsted.
2. Skin tight anything. Not because it's revealing or immodest, it comes down to function. Back in the day the rule was if you couldn't fit your snow pants under your costumes, it was a no go. Zero functionality. 67% chance of hypothermia.
3.Ghost (bed sheet) supposedly classic, never seen it.
4. Ya Mama
5. Some obscure character from something no one has never seen. Don't get upset when I ask who you are just because you wanted to be unique.
6. Two Person Costumes. Four words: never a good idea. I know you want to be a horse or sand worm for Halloween like soooo bad. Just remember someone has to be the butt... of every joke. (You are welcome)
7. Anything with masks. I'm sorry you thought I was going to give gold star to sweating underneath a rubber mask that muffles your speech and the eye holes are too close together. Don't act so shocked.
8. Group costume theme. Best: Makes you look super legit. Worst: There is always one character no one wants to be.
9. Zombie costumes, the realistic ones make me nauseous and the other ones are just lame... No happy medium. Rotting flesh is rotting flesh.
10. People who don't dress up and then say "I'm going as a girl that looks like me". I admire you for not conforming, then you sold out hardcore so now you are just a lazy loser (say that ten times fast)
No comments:
Post a Comment