Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

September 24, 2013

1. When you first meet your roommate say "So tell me about your medical history"
2. Buy 3 or 4 of the same shirt and wear one everyday
3. Put your shampoo into a condiment bottle (ex. mustard)
4. Ya Mama... seriously it'd be weird if you brought her to live with you on campus
5. Ask them to keep track of how many sheets of toilet paper they use so you can split the cost fairly.
6. Take care of an imaginary cat, apologize for all the cat hair and leave a food dish out (empty it when you roomie is out for maximum effect)
7. Burst into fits of hysterical laughter while by yourself
8. On your side of the cupboard leave a hammer, a cutting board and a can of spam
9. Write "I'm watching you" on the bathroom mirror with something fairly translucent (lip balm works really well) so that it's not noticeable right away.
10. Sleep in the shower and then when your roomies gets up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and you are standing there like a flipping vampire (if you have a tuxedo and a cape you should wear that instead of your jammies) just casually say "What are you doing in my room?"