February 11, 2013
So it's been awhile but in my defence I have been very, very busy... watching Star Trek Next Generation. So set your phasers to fun and buckle up!
10. Don't beam onto a planet you can't beam off of.
9. Just because William Riker smiles at you does not mean you have to fall in love with him. He leave you in his star dust with nothing more than a broken heart and feelings of self-loathing.
8. Do not violate the prime directive... unless it's convenient.
7. Listen to Wes! He is always right and no one ever takes him seriously. The writers have found an infinite loop of plot lines!
6. If a ship does not respond to hailing frequencies... hit 'em with a couple photon torpedoes don't wait til your shields are at 12% and can't stand another hit.
5. If Deanna Troi says someone is lying... CALL THEM ON IT. Or you could just wait until someone shoots at you or captures you or steals your ship... whate'er.
4. Ya Mama
3. If no one knows your name and you are wearing a red shirt, well you're toast, sorry newb.
2. Don't mess with Worf... he will rearrange your face faster than you can say "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam"
1. Engage!
Seriously though, it's on Nextflix get after it.
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