1. Tetris. I've mentioned it before but it's a legitimate problem. I can't get past level ten and it affects my life.
2. Minimized windows. Right now I have 26, although I don't know if this is an addiction so much as a fear of commitment. I don't want the document closed but I don't want it opened either.
3. Punk rock from the 90's... don't ask.
4. Ya Mama. her personality is just so effervescent
5. Chips. I can and do eat them for breakfast... No I can stop any time I want. TOUCH THOSE SOUR CREAM AND BACON CHIPS AND I WILL CUT YOU! Whoa sorry I don't know what got into me there.
6. Puns. This has cost me friendships and put strain on my relationship with my family. I can't live without a punchline. Isn't that punishment enough? What am I laughing at? Nothing *chortle* nothing at all.
7. Taking stuff apart. Broken calculators, fans, jewellery, household pets. I may or may not have an entire bin full of stuff I have dismantled, said "That's pretty neat" and then because I broke it trying to take it apart, there's no way I can put it back together (I said stuff I was addicted to, not good at). But I have a skewed sense of sentimentality I keep it all. I tell myself that it's because I want to be prepared for the apocalypse but I know that's a lie. I'm severely asthmatic and clumsy to the point of defying physics there is no way I am surviving the apocalypse.
8. Socks. It's gotten to the point where I feel weird if I don't have socks on. I don't even own sandals because what's the point of going outside if I can't have socks on?
9. Parenting Articles. I don't know why but I read at least three parenting articles every day. I have no kids. I want no kids. But their little minds perceive things so differently. Go ahead, ask me what I think of time outs as an effective punishment... no seriously please ask me... c'mon ASK ME!
10. Heroine. I just can't get enough of a strong female character.
