October 7, 2013
1.You don’t know me like that2. When things are going badly I sound pathetic
“Poor me, I suck merh merh merh excuses merh merh tired merh merh merh”
3.When things are going well I sound like I am bragging:
“I am the best player in the world, I could be the next Michael Jordan, I scored all the points in existence”
4. Ya Mama
5. I’d feel obligated to explain any basketball jargon and it would bog down my posts. The sports enthusiasts would feel like I was being condescending and everyone else would just be bored.
6. The majority of my posts are dedicated to pointing out the stupid things people say and I am pretty sure my teammates would not appreciate me making fun of them on the internet... I mean... my teammates never say stupid things.. ever.
7. I take basketball really seriously and sometimes intensity comes across as crazy and I really can’t afford to be committed (again).
8.Unless I am talking about the time I dunked it (fisher price net for the win) does anyone really care about what I do on the basketball court
9.The people who want to hear about basketball ask about basketball
10. Basketball is more of a visual discussion topic
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