Top Ten Things That I Hate About Facebook/Facebook Users

January 22, 2013

10.  How you can't filter out statuses based on what words are in them.  Examples: "my ex", "YOLO", "crochet"

9. Every time there is a new update on facebook I hate it more than I did before... Timeline I am looking at you.

8. How I can never find my videos when I am on my phone.

7. People who update their status every ten minutes.

Examples:

Mackenzie Judd: Just got the mail, saw my neighbour

Mackenzie Judd: It's totally Tuesday!!!!

Mackenzie Judd:  Lol My bad it's Wednesday

Mackenzie Judd: I hate it when I waste an entire day on fb #wheresmywifi

6.  The miss use of "lol" and "Hahahahahahaha", now I admit I am a culprit of this too but I at least know and try to curb my enthusiasm.

Example:

Me: Hey what's up?

Someone Else: hahahaha not too much lol you?

Me: lol just studying for a chem final hahaha

Someone Else: Hahaha I totally understand lol college student life.

5. Hash tags.  What on earth are you hash tagging for on facebook?  It's not like it keeps track of discussion threads like twitter does.  And then like anything there are people that have to over do it and their hash tags are longer than their status.

Example:

Mackenzie Judd: So excited to see my bestie today! #bffl #ladiesnight #edmonton #mynamehasfourvowels #ilovepuppies #holyhashtagbatman #andweredonehere

4. Ya Mama

3. Awkward statuses... these can be about relationships or embarrassing stories that you shouldn't even tell your closest friends let alone the internet.  

Example:

Sally Sobstory: Worst break-up ever! I can't believe I ever liked you.  You are the worst human being ever

Ok so am I supposed to like this status? Is your ex suppose to like it?

Example 2:

Sally Sobstory:  So lonely why won't anyone text me back?.

Ummmm, maybe because you are a tad needy?

Example 3:

Sally Sobstory:  That awkward moment when you pee your pants in public and then have to sit on a city bus for two hours.

That awkward moment when I wish I hadn't read your status, I am embarrassed for you.

2. Posts that are all "Like if you hate cancer, ignore if you want your puppy to die"  

Seriously, you will NOT manipulate me into liking something just because you depict me as a villain otherwise.  No I don't hate God, my mom, good luck or potatoes but doesn't mean I need you like/share your photo.

1.People posting pictures of their kids saying "If I get a million likes I can get a puppy". 

 You are posting photos of YOUR CHILDREN on the internet just because you can't say "No Tommy, you can't get a dog.  You won't walk it and it'll die and break your heart."  You know what kind of people like those photos? Weirdo and perverts... Gold star in parenting skills.