1. Sweet Potato Fries - Firstly they are gross, secondly you want to pay an extra dollar for fries that aren't even worth a dollar in the first place?
2. Brand Name School Supplies - The only difference between your cue cards and mine are the fact that I didn't need to take out a loan to be able to afford small rectangular paper. Nuff said
3. Condiments - Yes, it is weird to ask for ketchup when I buy a coffee but at least it's a free kind of weird.
4. Ya Mama - Because you can't put a price on maternal instinct
5. Bottled Water - I'm sorry is tap water not good enough for you any more? You think you're too good for our country's life blood? Mercury poisoning is just a myth that fancy people believe in. I bet you think malaria is real too! Pfft this guy!
6. Air Conditioning - With the proper fan placement and air circulation action plan AC is never necessary... NEVER
7. Heat - That's why you own more than one sweater... duh
8. Paper Towel - That's why you own more than one sleeve... duh
9. Toilet Paper - that's why you own more than one hand... duh <--- you know sometimes I wonder why I'm single but mostly I don't.
10. People who have a gym membership and only use the treadmills - First of all, I'm pretty sure you pay taxes so you can use sidewalks. Also why not spend hundreds of dollars once and just buy a treadmill? Those suckers are good for years! Plus no one will judge you for the television shows you watch while working out. Well maybe that is just me, but whenever I am at the gym, I either turn the TV off or watch sports because I feel like anything else makes me less fit...
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