1.You don't understand stand why you need to wipe off gym equipment after use. It's already drenched in sweat, it'll just take longer to dry if I wipe it down with sanitizer.
2. You don't feel the need to flush the toilet. YOU ARE AN ADULT! If I have to keep flushing toilets I am going to start wearing a vest and demanding tips.
3. You wear street shoes... I am not talking about wearing your cross trainers from the car to the gym (although that is prohibited). I am talking about the people who have mud caked onto their shoes and proceed to walk around the gym knowingly leaving a trail of filthy dumbbell footprints all over the gym and the equipment. Sorry did you not see the 16 signs that say "No Street Shoes" or......
4. Ya Mama... gets left at the gym because you forgot you brought her with you.
5. You take 16 towels. Because everyone knows it's magical fairies that wash towels, not real live human beings whose time might be spent better elsewhere.
6. You don't put said 16 towels in the hamper. Everyone else puts their towels in the hamper so stands to reason I should leave it on a bench or piece of equipment. #logic
7. You fling weights. I understand why people drop weights but when people drop them before they've even really lifted them properly, it's not lifting it's flinging. "Bro I can totally fling a solid 250"
8. You don't understand the term Personal Space. I am cleaning equipment and you are patiently waiting for said equipment. That's really great but did you know you can wait for equipment without standing directly behind or in front of me. In fact by waiting in your own personal space you significantly reduce the chances of getting a face full of harsh chemicals.
9. You leave weights lying around. It's like you thought "This is the heaviest object in the whole gym, I'll pick it up and leave right in the middle of the floor and then I'll go home." Great because I really love failing to lift twice my weight and then interrupting a complete stranger's workout so that a better person than you can help me clean up your mess.
10. You talk on the phone. I am not talking about answering your phone and then going to the lobby or outside to finish your conversation. I am talking about you thinking you are so much more important that everyone else that you feel the need to loudly talk about your life while sitting on a piece of equipment. "Yeah bro I am working out right now"... no you aren't. you are actually preventing other people from working out while you yell about how noisy it is in the gym... if only there was somewhere quiet for you to go.
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