Top Ten Ways C-3PO is Awesome

1. Being anxious is a survival trait.  I'd rather be alert and anxious than content and dead.
2. Having cool friends just means you get to hang out with cool people without trying to be cool… win-win.
3. Being articulate is awesome.  Stand in awe as I wield the English language and bend it to my will.
4. Nothing wrong with having a plethora of fun facts!
5. Having a shiny forehead is better than having a forehead covered in zits.
6. When push comes to shove he actually does help his friends…who are all cooler than him.
7. Nothing wrong with wanting people to get along.  #middlechild
8. C-3PO owns his uncoolness, it's called self-confidence
9. At least I didn't get Jabba the Hutt
10. At least I didn't get Jar Jar Binks