Sunday, 2 February 2014

Top Ten Good Things That Come From Burning Your Hand With Acid

February 2, 2014
  1. Nothing makes you look young like brand new skin
  2. You can get people to do all your writing for you.
  3. You get to buy all sorts of fun band-aids
  4. Ya Mama... will feel bad for you and make you cookies
  5. To prevent infection you probably shouldn't do the dishes
  6. You know when you are walking and randomly drop what you're holding for no apparent reason… well now you have a reason and it's apparent.
  7. I now have a reasonable excuse as to why I am incapable of snapping my fingers.
  8. I have two fingers without discernible fingerprints therefore I can commit the perfect crime
  9. No traction means I have eliminated any friction involved with tetris.... new high score here I come
  10. I now have two hypersensitive finger tips which is basically a superpower

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